• waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

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thingsonhazelshead:

keeping up with the news during vacation.

thingsonhazelshead:

keeping up with the news during vacation.

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australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

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disgustinganimals:

lawebloca:

lizard drinking soda

use the straw. use the freaking straw. that’s why we have the straw.

disgustinganimals:

lawebloca:

lizard drinking soda

use the straw. use the freaking straw. that’s why we have the straw.

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